Thursday, December 8, 2011

What Is An Orderly Fashion

Poor Luis Suarez. With the media publicity from his most recent stint still lingering very strongly in the air, he has to accept FA's charges against him. By all means, it certainly is fair, of course, if he did indeed give Fulham fans a piece of Uruguay to remember. 

I'm certain after all this time the Football Association (FA) has already had experience in dealing with such acts of indecency. They are professionals! Obviously they have proper conduct to deal with issues of inappropriate behavior from a footballer.

Like when Gary Neville and Carlos Tevez were at each other like dumb high-school boys on the parking lot of a Seven-Eleven, trying to out-punk each other. Tevez gestured to Neville after his goal against his former club in a January 2010 match, being upset about Neville's comments surrounding the Argentinian's Manchester City pay. As a thank you, Neville gave him the finger. This nonsense was certainly not to be tolerated at all in the professional field of football sport! So FA took action after sending Neville a note warning him of the serious consequences he'd face for that rude hand gesture to a fellow footballer during an official match. They charged Neville with a- Umm, wait, hold on. Ah yes! They charged Neville for his improper hand behavior by- Err, by what exactly I'm not sure. Even though I didn't find any official report or statement regarding his charge, I'm sure the highly responsible FA charged him with something.

Okay, here's a better example of FA's intolerance against "fan abuse", which I think is a very important matter indeed! When Ashley Cole made those V-signs at Arsenal fans back in 2007, the FA did not take it lightly. After the incident, Cole was charged with a fine of- Umm, he was charged with... Hold on, there has GOT to be a charge here somewhere... Hmm, that's odd. There aren't any charges to be found over that one. I don't think he was even disciplined for that shooting incident either. Maybe FA was just too busy with other things. They do have a lot of business to take care of, you know, they can't just see to everything. Geez.

Mind you, I have another example that will surely prove that the FA's charge on Suarez is nothing but reasonable and has been done many times before. Remember that time Wayne Rooney made V-signs towards Chelsea fans during a match at Old Trafford in May 2011? After that incident, Rooney was heavily charged with- Wait, what was Rooney charged with? Hmm.. uh, he was charged with.. well, the referee of the match, Howard Webb, didn't report it anyway, so it's not important. Atleast they took care of Rooney's F-word camera shouting with 2 match-bans. No charges, just bans. I think that's alright.

Regardless of this all, I assure anyone reading my blog that the FA is in their rights to the charge of Luis Suarez for middle fingering those Fulham fans. Yes, I know, they were spouting hateful chants at him - calling him a cheater and such - but that does not mean his fingering the football fans is acceptable. As I've explained already throughout this post, the FA charges every player guilty of the same misconduct with the same charges.

one of the many faces of
football fair play

The FA charges everyone equally, regardless of their nationality. They are professionals, of course!

I can't prove it, but I'm sure of it.

Also, for charging Liverpool FC on the grounds of "failing to ensure their players conduct themselves in an orderly fashion" from Jay Spearing's Fulham game Red card. Orderly fashion, indeed! 

The FA is truly hands on dealing with the issues that matter the most.

x Natasha


***yes, this post was full-on sarcasm

****d' uur

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