Wednesday, December 14, 2011

An Identity Crisis (or a marketing scheme - wait, what for though?)

What do Barcelona, Real Madrid and Chelsea have in common?

The answer : a visit from a little blond Canadian boy that likes to make tween girls scream and cry in their sleep.

Not sure what teen idol, Justin Bieber, is doing at Stamford Bridge, or any other famous footy stadium for that matter, but I heard from the great vines of the interweb that he gave the Blues a visit to look into a job position - Fernando Torres' job position.

Juuuuust kidding.

Wouldn't you believe it though? Annoying as he is, the kid has got some moves with the ball, not gonna lie.

Not that people would actually believe in this rumor has anything to do with the freckled striker's terrible shows and skills since his arrival at Stamford Bridge. He's been doing grrrrreat.


Punk-Ass Friend/Entourage : "Yo JB, where you at, homie?"

JB : "Just chilled with my boys Lamps and Fer at the Bridge. It was tight, yo."

Not a Chelsea lover, but his experiences meeting - and TRAINING - with top footballers all around the world is really making me eat jell-o.

As if it's not enough I have to see his face everywhere there's a potential tween market, now he has to stalk me into football territory. Football territory is my safe house. If I'm not even safe from the Biebs in the football world, nowhere is safe anymore!!!

Who does this kid think he is, going from one club to another and wearing their freakin' kits, Michael Owen?

first publicly recorded existence of a Blue Culedrista
anything is possible, people!

Blame Canada.


Next stop....... Emirates Stadium? (for the love of God let it be Emirates instead of Anfield)

x Natasha

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