This might look like your average wanted man on a reward poster for his capture, but it is not. It's the picture of a man so powerful and evil he was able to crush the dreams of millions during a life and death situation.
Okay, maybe I've exaggerated a little. It's really a grudgingly edited picture of current Sevilla goalie, Javi Varas, who almost single-handedly stopped Barcelona from winning - scratch that - scoring a single goal during their recent encounter with Sevilla. I say almost because although he made what was probably the highlight and performance in all of his football career, half of the other credit really goes to the Sevilla defense that was achingly superb. Although if I was being honest I'd have to say that if Varas wasn't their goalie that night I'm not sure Sevilla would have managed to have a clean sheet.
He managed to save shoots from the likes of Andres Iniesta, David Villa, and most importantly, Lionel Messi. Repeatedly. Twelve saves in total and one of those Messi saves was a penalty kick (whaaat).
Probably the most talked about and hated man in Barcelona right now, I seriously have a love/hate relationship with this talented evil goal-keeper.
Warrant is out for his arrest. Crime? Denying my Barcelona their kicks and tricks.
Reward can be withheld due to circumstances of financial instability.
x Natasha
thiefs are criminals so you got it right haha!
ReplyDeletehide yo strikers, hide yo scorers, cus he stealin' everybody's shots out here!!
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