Sunday, November 20, 2011

Ballers and Cheats

It's always funny when guys are caught cheating, but it's 10x funnier when the guy is a famous footballer and he's outed to the masses. Wojciech Szczesny, Arsenal's first goalkeeper knows this first hand. Footballers picking up girls is nothing new, but when said footballer is allegedly picking chicks up when he already has a Miss..... well, that's not really new either.

I'm sure a lot of people have already heard about what happened last friday night on twitter. And there's been so many different reactions about it.

Reaction no. 1 // non-Arsenal footy fans : laughing your ass off at the idea that Woj - effing WOJ! - tried to put his "thing" in places he shouldn't and just finding the whole situation just too damn funny to even. Hats off to the girl who outed him out! Anyway, when's the next match?

Reaction no. 2 // Arsenal footy fans a.k.a gooners : getting so pissed off with everything and taking it very personally to a point where you bash that chick out straight on twitter. Who does she think she is? What a slag! How dare she point out our number one goalie's flaws and wrong-doings like that!

Reaction no. 3 // the srz bznz-type footy fans : taking the situation not at all so lightly. Nobody has the right to air such private information like that. She should go to jail.

Reaction no. 4 // gooners who don't care about anything else : WE HAVE A GAME TOMORROW OH MY GOD WHAT IF HE LOSES HIS FOCUS BECAUSE OF THIS SHIZ IF WE LOSE IT'S GONNA BE ALL HER FAULT!!!

Since I'm not a gooner, nor do I like to engage in srz bznz (d'uh) obviously mine was Reaction no. 1. I mean, come ooooon! If this had happened with John Terry I'm sure all those gooners screaming bloody murder would be having a damn Hawaiian-themed party. It's Woj for heaven's sake! If you're a footy and pay notice to Arsenal sometimes, or you follow his tweets you'd understand just how funny this all is. This is something that would totally happen to a Wojciech Szczesny.

What I can't understand, though, is why. I mean, I can understand in the sense that I know how cheat-prone guys in general are, let alone famous 'ballers. Athletes having some snack on the side when they already got a main course is as cliche as Jose Mourinho talking smack about the opposing team after a game. But it just boggles my mind when their main Miss/Mrs seems to be just fine and he should be satisfied with that, yet he still goes looking for more kitty cat. Does it have to do something with wanting some variety on the menu because I really don't understand.

And I can't believe the crap that girl who outed Woj has been getting from the gooners. It's even more insane when the girl's a self-proclaimed gooner herself (what). Well, gooners are crazy, and of course she was setting herself up for it by doing this, but the things she's tweeted since the incident is pretty hardcore. She's stated many times that the reason she did it was because she was sick of footballers thinking they could do whatever they want - or whoever they want - when they clearly are already committed. She also said she's just come out with it now (when the alleged message is around a month old) because she just found out he still has a girl. I get where she's coming from when she says all that, but enraged Arsenal fans probably don't when she has racy pictures up online and she works for some sort of "date" service. I'm not really sure what her job is, but she is not a model (!!!). How surprised I was when I clicked the link to her work site thinking she worked at a magazine or something. I'm not the one to judge anyone about their job (atleast she has one) but I'm just saying that might not do well in the eyes of the public in this kind of situation.

And all he wanted to do was talk! Poor guy, that girl is turning all this into something it's not! shout mad gooners regarding the infamous picture she posted up of his message. 

Rey Guardiola thinks you've had too many

I know as fans they're going to stick up and stand by their player's side but let's be real here for a second : he did NOT just want to talk. What are the odds of a guy giving his number to an online date escort and just wanting to talk? What the hell did he want to talk about? The weather? Well.. well.. How does everyone know it's real, huh? She could have definitely edited that message! Well, if you think a girl like that has the interest and, more importantly, the skills to do an image manipulation then by all means you can believe so. Seems unlikely, though.

Not everyone is hating on her. Some believe the basis of her doing was acceptable. But some other people are defending the goalie's honor and think she had no right in exposing him. It's a tricky thing to get into but I'd say it's half and half for me. She probably went too far with giving out his number (if only we knew how many texts and calls he's gotten since) but I say more power to her for exposing lying cheats. Married or just in a relationship, little Woj should not be sneaking around with girls that are not his steady girlfriend. It might have been a bit of attention seeking, but up until this she's rejected interview offers from the medias who have approached her. So maybe it wasn't about money after all... or maybe the right amount of money just hasn't shown up? Or, maybe it was about attention.... and also pride?

Whatever it really is about, maybe JT, Rooney and Woj can write a book together about it sometime. I'd buy it.

x Natasha

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